you were never in style.

don't look back; you can never look back.

2009-06-09T10:04:00.004+01:00

Oh dear, I haven't blogged in a few years LOL.

I've beenso busy with exams and revision that they've actually taken over my life =/

Oh well, 12 exams done, 4 to go. I can't wait till it's all over and I can enjoy the two months of summer I will be graced with. Also, theres talk of the school being nice and taking us on a free trip to Thorpe Park which ill be nice; seeing as I've never been there and that SAW ride sounds awesome.

Anyways, in recent news, on Sunday, i went to the Brick Lane street market with my very best friend Youssef just after we'd spent some time with the sexy Christopher Sison-Montecillo.

The whole thing was so beautiful and the vintage shops were like, "wow."

I bought the cutest vintage dress for, get this... £2!!!!!

but it had this collar and these sleeves with hurt me, so Youssef cut it all up and made it into a summer dress.

I love it. I have to go back next sunday and get some more nice vintage stuff

no, i'm no-ones wife. but, oh. i love my life.

2009-05-14T14:25:00.003+01:00

HI GUYS.

oooh, i've had a mighty interesting couple of days/hours. There was an embarrasing moment in which snot popped out of my nose then went back in when i was in English. yes, it's as disgusting as it sounds. One of the downsides of swine flu.

But yeah, something less icky. I went to the premier for the jonas brother's movie yesterday. And; not only did i meet them aand they all signed my revision timetable: i also spotted the inhumaley beautiful ALEX ZANE as he casually strolled through leicester square. I was the first person to spot him, that's good right? but i'm surprised because the place was full of teenage girls waiting for the Jonas brothers. Ah well, after i spotted him and he hugged me, took a picture with me, signed my revision timetable, told me i should be at home revising and how exams are so important in his sarcastic funny manor, told me i have a lovely name and wished me luck with the jonas brothers, everyone else did and they were all running toward him and bombarding him and asking for pictures and autographs, during which i shouted "SORRY ALEX!" to him. (he laughed and gave me a smile that made my heart melt.)

*swoon*

"remenscin' 'bout the the times"

2009-05-06T09:19:00.002+01:00

hello all, indeed it has been a while since i last posted. alas, i am here now :D
so, i've been uberuberuber busy busy busy, what with 5 hour drama exams, 10 hour art exams and revision and so on, and also falling madly in love in the process.
oh yeah, my school prom is on friday and i am still yet to aquire a dress, i'm just so picky and nothing appeals to me as the "perfect" prom dress.
but i'm gonna go have a look in croydon tomorow, or camden if i get really desparate and i can be bothered to trek to the beautiful north of london.
so yeah, wish me luck lovelies

HOW DO YOU MAKE LADY GAGA ANGRY?

2009-04-23T08:39:00.003+01:00

POKERFACE!

i still find that hilarious. anyway, forget "lady" Gaga. check out Youssef's pokerface. It's sexy, is it not?

the face of a cold blodded murderer?

2009-04-12T23:22:00.005+01:00

hello children.

so, i've watched this film. it's called Heavenly Creatures. Type it into Wikipedia. It's so sad. It's based on a true story which makes it even more emotional for me. Most people would say i was wrong for sypmathysing with these girls for what they did but honestly, they were driven to what they did by the awful, bigoted time in which they lived. I mean, it's not like they were Rose West or anything. So yeah, when they killed Pauline's mother, they were caught and were jailed for five years each, which i guess isn't too bad for murder but when they were realesed, one of thier bail conditions was that they NEVER meet. That's so sad :'(

But yeah, the film is reallyy good and the girl who isn't Kate Winslet in the film also plays my favourite step-sister in Ever After, which i noted yesterday.

Also, I don't have to go to Birmingham.
WAHEYYYY/.

identity mad?

2009-04-06T12:20:00.007+01:00

i could be brown, i could be blue, i could be violet sky.

Unfortunately, i am none of those. except for brown, thats my skin colour, even though i'm black. eek i am in such a desparado need for new clothes. yet i have no cha-ching. and theres still the matter of aquiring a prom dress. i know which one i want, i'm just too lazy to go out and buy it. and i don't trust internet shopping. if you look to the right, you shall see a photograph of me. that is what i look like on a friday afternoon in a photoshoot for art coursework. i have very little make-up on and generally look like a dog. feel free to woof at me. On the top, it is the edited version, i havent really done much, just made it look brighter. I'm no good at these editing programs. Meh.

As I type, i am sitting in my school library. yes, i am at school. i am doing artwork. it's so neeky and i hate it. However, i am jamming to the Jonas Brothers so it all isn't too bad. I actually don't think I have ever been so quiet for so long. It feels uber odd. I have never seen anyone in here before. Do these people even go to my school?! They must do, i mean, who randomly goes to a school they don't go to for the sake of it in the holidays?

Gahh, i need plans for this week seeing as mein vatti is cruely dragging me to Birmingham next week purely because he is evil and wants me to be utterly miserable. OOh I have just spotted the sexy sixth form guy me and Susan are always perving on LOL but in my defence, he is uber hot.

And with that thought,

I leave you.

Ciao children

oooooh dearie me;

2009-03-25T15:39:00.000Z

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess. It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'

Adios Amigos,

well, the past few hours have been sehr interesaant, i've done a whole day of maths at the prestigious Strawberry Lodge and there was lots of maths, McBerry discussing and food and Mr Dawkinsing and such. Im going to the theatre in a bit. I'm seeing 'An Inspector Calls' with my drama class at the sehr pretty looking New Wimbledon Theatre. I've never actually been in there so I'm interested to find out what it's like.

In recent Bridgett news, on Monday, my school decided to be nice and give us an Inset Day and I spent the day getting my hair done all weave like and its all hair-like and I no longer look like a lesbian, waheyyyy :D look up if you haven't noticed.

Also, I decided to see what the mucho deal with Taylor Swift is and I listened to her song "Love Story" and it took me a while to realise that it's in fact about my favourite star-cross'd lovers, (Romeo and Juliet if you don't know), which makes it half good to me. But it's all like odd and they're parents let them get married. That is NOT what happens in Romeus and Juliette. But i like the beat and stuff, I'm still not a fan of Taylor Swift. However, the dresses she wears in the video are tres' prettyful =D

oh my

2009-03-21T13:31:00.000Z

it has been a very interesting couple of days/week. i can't actually remember anything except for Wicked which was actually amazing :D oooh and my hair's different, my afro's all gone D: but yeah, i still look like a dyke (Y)
blahblahbalh, yatta yatta yatta amd so on.
its such a nice day and im all back from church and i need something to do cause spending today at home is a crime.
so yeah,
ciao and so on.

daniel youseff assab

2009-03-11T14:12:00.000Z

first of all; miss povey is hot.

second of all, this is daniel youssef assab. i did not write that. i am cool, bridgett is cool, tommy is cool, we are all sitting next to eachother in the library on this late winter day. the sun is warm on my face and i recently found out i received an a* in my religious studies coursework. bridgett titled her's 'jewish coursework'. the following was not written by me.

finally; bridgett is amazing and miss povey is hot.

LOLZ i am in detention.

2009-03-10T15:26:00.000Z

It is true. I am a bad seed. I'm currently in a late detention, having been late to school three times; however i do not remember these "3" times. Anyways; mrs jackson (shes actually married now,but i cant for the life of me remember her new surname) is yelling at some guy for swearing. And i am sitting next to candice whilst she looks for pictures of eyes for art business. miss hurley just told us to stop talking ¬¬. candice has abanded me to print off her eyes (N)
Urghhhh this detention is an hour long and then mr middlecoat will be picking me up so i can have another hour with him for skipping his lovely lesson yesterday. oh, my school loves me and i love it.

"Flo Rida": his "new" song

2009-03-10T10:36:00.000Z

This is something which has just crossed my mind as I'm still in media studies. Flo Rida. Reemember him? he did the cool apple bottom jeans song, yeah?
So, let me paint a picture for you. I'm sitting at home, minding my own business, talking to adina when all of a sudden, she turns on mtv hits and "the top ten biggest tracks of the moment" is on. We got to it at number 3 which was kelly clarkson's "my life would suck without you" which made me all happy because I love kelly clarkson :D
anyways, number 2 is "beautiful" by Akon and that Kardinal Offishal dude. thats actually an alright song, i decided. Okay, so number one. Flo Rida. I had'nt heard this song before this and I figured it must be good, after all: apple bottom jeans, and its supposed to be the biggest track of the moment, right?
So you can imagine my horror when Flo Rida starts singing "you spin me right round" sounding exactly like Pete Burns and then theres some basically naked girls and the whole thing is just awful and im shocked and its just LAMEEEEEEEEEEE and im sadended that he would copy a song by pete burns. It wasnt even successful when pete burns tried re-realesing it a few years ago. so why would it work now?!
silly, silly man.

On, a happier note; benji smith can suck my toes; its all he's good for.

i would like to cordially announce

2009-03-10T10:20:00.000Z

I am sitting here in a media lesson and i would very much like to share with all you blogspotting buddies what i am forced to spend my schooltime doing. As I am in media studies and i am the only good student in my media class who has finished all her media coursework for her practical production; I am doing research for my exam in june which is all about the beautiful, the wonderful, the melanchonic, Quiz Shows. Well, i'm not doing it now, i am clearly blogging, but yeah. have a nice picture of Anne Robinson which I have found on Picsearch, seeing as all the good picture websites have been blocked by my oh so so so neeky school.

Also, little children; stay away from benji smith, he will simply try to force weed into you. and beat you if he hears "Rockstar" again.

On a depressed note; I so, so so, badly want to see Michael Jackson live when he graces the UK with his presence in July. My friend sam, his mum WON tickets to go and see him and i am absolutely, completely, undescribably jealous! So, in conclusion, if you are nice and want to get me a ticket/ join my campaingn to somehow get me tickets, feel free to let me know.

yum.

2009-03-07T22:32:00.000Z

Hi, this is Jason M'raz. he's brilliant. Like, seriously. I've started listening to him recently and his music is just so nice and lovely and sweet and calming and he's just so cute and squidgy and i just wanna run up to him and hug him cause he's just so so so cute! He has this quality about him which is just i dunno the right word for it. I just think he's great.

Mraz is of Czech descent through his grandfather who moved to the United States from Czechoslovakia in 1915. His surname is Czech for "frost." (thats stoled from Wikipedia) But yeah; this guy's a legend. and i hope hes around for a while. there arent many musicians as great as him around atm.

2009 in pictures (so far)

2009-03-03T16:16:00.001Z

These are a bunch of photos showing how great my 2009's been so far. they're not in any particular order. I'll upload more as time goes by :)

AT DANI'S PARTY, A BUNCH OF US SAT IN HIS TRAMPOLINE FOR LIKE 2 HOURS AND I GOT A MAJOR COLD FOR ALL OF HALF TERM AFTER THAT! but it was really fun; we had a sing song :)

Steph Pickford dyed her hair a lovely colour.

There was a major snow storm in England at the begining of february and i got two days off school sitting at home; it was great!

This was actually just like 4 days ago, on Shannon's birthday in manor park.I took her skirt off and Shian went off home with it :)

Madonna's (not-so-cool) boob thing from the Hard Rock Vault.

This is how us mature people spend Mr Taylor's Core Science lessons.

This is a photo of the porcelain doll that has been sexually abused at dani shao's house.

The legend that is Jimmy Hendrix.

At Dani Shao's birthday party (we're so cool our birthdays are four days apart) i met james and clare; me and clare loved jame's spam so much we licked it. but clare licked it four five straight minutes cause she fetishes over spams.

Me and Jade thought it'd be funny to draw pictures of a certain hairy bum to annoy Mavis :D

That's daniel assab; he was being raped at lunchtime and i thought it'd be cool to take a picture of it for future reference.

That's me and dani shao and georgia's hand; we're in the Hard Rock Vault for my birthday dinner :)

O MI GAWD ITS MARCH!

2009-03-03T16:02:00.000Z

Mood: Jolly

Music: Bridging the Gap by Nas ft. Olu Dara.

Yeah, is it just me or is 2009 going far too quickly. it seems like it was just yesterday i was all starting year 11 and now im gonna be doing my GCSE's in like 8 weeks : its fucking scary tbh. but at the same time; i'm all excited about the rest of this year. I mean, yeah, it's gone quickly but time flies when you're having fun, right? Although it didnt have the best of beginings, (me and susan fell out early january and we will never be friends again, i really like that picture though), and i was kinda sad about that but now i realise that everything happens for a reason and it was meant to happen. I have so so so much to look forward to this year. Prom, my baptism, SUMMER!, getting a job?, getting into 6th form and wearing clothes I actually like to school, and yeahh i dunno what else to put. I'm really happy right now (excpet for the fact that I hate my parental unit)

boreddddd on a wednesday afternoon.

2009-02-11T16:23:00.000Z

Yeah,
today was actually pretty good.
I think.
I can barely remember & I've only been home for an hour :
is my memory THAT bad? I randolmy forget whole recent days, but i remember stuff from 5 years ago ever so vividly.
I'm listening to Cryin' by Aerosmith on repeat; that songs amazeeee.
Crap, i just remembered Valentines day is soon, oo-er.
Single yet again on this day for smug couples worldwide.
*rolls eyes*

its my birthdayyy :D

2009-02-10T22:11:00.000Z

lalalalala.
i'm 16 today and legal to f*** :D
lolzzzzzz
yeahh, ive had a fab day.
i've found my prom dress aswell :D

ramblings of a bored soon-to-be-16 year old female neek.

2009-02-07T19:52:00.000Z

So i've just been talking to my good friend Shannon and she's drawn my attention to something that is actually incredibly annoying. I am talking of Mylene Klass. She is actually the most annyoing person on television. More annoying than that Paul Mckenna dude who thinks he can save the world, I mean, have you seen any of his shows/books?! "I CAN MAKE YOU THIN!" "I CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE!" and so on. But yeah, Mylenne Klass; she presents ever show on television, she's on too many adverts and I just find her boring and personality-less and just urghh. Did she not just recently have a baby or something?! Shouldn't she be off looking after her baby and trying to shed that pregnancy weight? A week after she gave birth, she looked like a stick. Actually, when she was pregnant you ouldnt even tell. Did anyone see that show with her & gok wan? Miss naked beauty, im told its called ( i didn't watch it) Shannon tells me "it was awful, basically saying wearing makeup, cosmetic surgery, being smaller than a size 12 and flat chested is wrong and all that bullshit. myleene klass was there with her skinny caked in make up and done up self telling all these girls that they dont need makeup and hair extentions to look good and that they were beautiful and blah blah when they looked so ugly and rough with no makeup and undone hair and there was this real woman bullshit about being size 14 and having hips and boobs cus apparently if you're smaller than that and dont have curves you aren't a real woman" I dont know what it is about Myleen Klass, shes just so perfect and prissy and everywhere she just gets on my nerves. + she's too pretty. She didnt annoy me so much when she was fat and in HearSay.

first postt

2009-02-07T00:55:00.000Z

I don't actually know what to write. I'm no good at this. The Saturdays are on tv. *shivers* i liked the s club juniors or s club 8 or whatever. But the saturdays are annoying! "me and my heart; we got issues" yeah, nobody cares loves. But i must admit; i do like Franke's hair. Now its Single Ladies by Beyonce. I just remembered the picture i showed Gracelyn of "Brownie" as me and Youseff call him, and she said it looked like they were doing the Single Ladies Dance, that was LOLworthy. Ooooh Kevin Ruldoph & Lil Wayne. I love love love that song! Lil Wayne is awesome & Kevin is hawttt.
Im babbling. Im gonna shut up now.